Tuesday, July 05, 2011 • 7/05/2011 06:26:00 PM • 0 Sweet hearts Oh GOSH Im crazy... 5天没有看到某人 然后今天放学的时候 看到有个人的背影 拿着和某人一样的书包 高度差不多一样 再走前去 lol 不是来的! 哇娘耶 你就不能用别的书包噢?! 还一样样拿法 T^T 害我空欢喜一场 Something interesting I came across: Either you are born or you are not born If you are not born, there is nothing to worry about but if you are born, there are two things to worry about either you live or you die, if you die, there is nothing to worry about but if you live, there are two things to worry about either you marry or you remain single. If you remain single, there is nothing to worry about but if you marry there are two things to worry about, either you have boys or you have girls. If you have boys, there is nothing to worry about but if you have girls there are two things to worry about, either they go to work or they keep u broke If they go to work, there is nothing to worry about but if they keep you broke there are two things to worry about. Either you live or you die If you live, there is nothing to worry about but if you die, there are two things to worry about. Either you go to heaven or u go to hell. If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about but if you go to hell , we shall all worry together. Another version: There are only two things in life to worry about: Whether you are well or whether you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to get well or whether you are going to die. If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to go to heaven or whether you are going to go to hell. If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends, that you won’t have time to worry! If you worry , you die. Labels: Diary
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